TJ Paris was ‘Stag’nating until he went ‘pun’ny with this one.
Life is too short to drink bad wine
Did these sweet creatures instinctively know that I was about to leave and clustered about me in sympathy. I am sure they must have.
Where the deer roam free
Far from the noisy city
I found stag nation
It’s Monday and Ronovan writes has thrown out a difficult coupling – stag and noise.
I had to resort to a pun. Still, it has given me a chance to use the photo I took of the obliging deer that strolled about while I stayed in Magdalen College Oxford a few years ago. A wonderfully peaceful and beautiful place.
In response to Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Challenge: https://ronovanwrites.wordpress.com/2015/09/21/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-63-stag-noise/
Deer me
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And a ‘pun’believeable groan was hear round the world.
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Buck up there buddy!
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Don’t worry, I’ll fawn over you later on your blog.
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Well then perhaps I should get some doe ready for tipping…
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I can’t believe you had the hart to go the tipping route after your cow adventure.
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It’s just the animal in me…
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I think the buck stops here for now, but keep your antlers open. 🙂
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Agreed… I need more coffee anyway! (Y)
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Whew, I just can’t learn too much from you this early in the morning. (See if you find the pun in that one.) 😛
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Really? Really? My literal brain has kicked in now… grrr…
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🙂 Muahahaha.
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Men… can’t live with ’em and can’t kill ’em…
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Well you COULD, but that’s a bad game to get hooked on.
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Don’t think either of you need more coffee. That was quite a canter!
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🙂 I don’t drink caffeine. 🙂
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You’d never know😊 the only way I could drop it is if I took up a dedicated cardio routine and that’s not
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Me on caffeine can be VERY interesting, and EXTREMELY tiring for those around me.
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Not…going to happen. (Finger slipped on reply button)
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This is all fine and bambi but some people are trying to get some sleep here. Venison up in your world? ☺
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Oh, and now the down under man joins in. I think it’s time I high-tail my white tail out of here. 😉
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Hashstag goodnight 😆
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* pours herself another cuppa * My work here is done, as I have successfully scared off not 1 but 2 bucks on both sides of the globe! Ah, I must be the great white huntress afterall! 🙂
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You sure your name is not Diana? ☺
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So, you have freed yourself I see… Next time, combination locks for you, young man!!
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This is getting sooo weird.
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What the… my goodness, all I did was turn my back for one moment… (deep sigh) The men are back! Then again, this might not be all bad… I kinda like men… (off to apply a fresh coat of lipstick)
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Yep, definitely getting weird.
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You know how to cut to the chase. ☺
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Ha Ha! What a brilliant Haiku.
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insert /rimshot 🙂
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