The day after Thankful finds me in bed
For some odd reason I wish I were dead
Was it that second helping of baked ham
Or was it watching too much of Yosemite Sam
Of deviled ham I did warn
But deviled eggs have come to scorn
Who invented celery for the dressing dish
The first to suggest it well for them I have a wish
And why do the desserts come at the end of the meal
I left without even a morsel for I had had my fill
Did I go out early in the eve
Trying to find a deal being quite naive
Perhaps I just missed out on what mattered most
But there are of some things you just cannot post
For all of you out doing shopping mania
Are those lines all the way back to Albania
Do you see the last of the three of the things you wanted
With the empty shelf will your dreams become haunted
Don’t forget the turkey sandwiches left to be eaten
Take the gas-x so the internal combustion can be beaten
All in all I suppose I must live
Because I have so much more rhyming left to give
So no worries about me ending up there right now in Heavan
Much Respect, from me, the one and only Ronovan
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