I asked and received. Isn’t that a great thing about having a blog? You can ask things and sometimes people answer. I sometimes what I will end up with. I mean my questions. I actually sat down and wrote the first questions that came to my mind last week for Female Focus Friday. That might actually concern some of you considering the questions I asked. Some of you wanted to know the results So here they are.
Things I Need to Know From Women-The Low Down
(I first had the ending called the Down Low. Even my amnesiac brain said something about that didn’t sound right.)
Are bra’s comfortable at all?
PennyLaneThoughts-“No” (Paraphrase-Evil man contraption.)
Mara Eastern-Embarrassed to say (Paraphrase-She’s comfy in her clothes.)
eclecticalli-“Now, it’s more comfortable than not wearing one when I’m out and about” (Paraphrase-Yes unless being tortured.)
Nishi-“should feel like second skin nothing uncomfortable about them” (Paraphrase-She either is well fitted or uses paint.)
Tempest Rose-“Bras suck.” (Paraphrase-No) Eloise agrees with Tempest
Winterbayne-“I don’t mind sports bras.” (Paraphrase- Yes, normal bras suck, as Tempest says.)
qwietpleez-“In a word, NO. Not simply no my friend, but nooooo.” (Paraphrase-I like to repeat myself for emphasis because the bra is so tight and pokey I have no idea if I said it strongly enough the first time.)
Luccia Gray-“No.” (Paraphrase-The constricting embrace of this device takes my breath and leaves me feeling faint at his aproach.)
hubilicious-“They’re okay. If you have small boobs, they are probably not necessary, but if you have bigger ones, they spare you the trouble of two things wobbling in front of you that might potentially throw off your balance. ” (Paraphrase-If you got ’em you need ’em if ain’t you need no restraint.)
ifollowislands-“I hate bras.” (Paraphrase-Born free, live free.)
Serins-“Who likes bras?” (Paraphrase-Men want to see women in pretty sexy things.)
FlorenceT-” ‘no bra’ ” (Paraphrase-Men are decent without one then so am I. Women Power.)
Result: No (Paraprhase-Men if you l
ike them, then wear them for each other at your man gatherings.)
Do you like g-string undies?
PennyLaneThoughts-“I’ve worn them for years.” (Paraphrase-Yes, and my friends are cowards.)
Mara Eastern-Yes. (Paraphrase-If it’
s girly bring it on.)
eclecticalli-“It just…makes no sense.” (Paraphrase-No. The dentist didn’t prescribe butt floss so I ain’t wearin’ it.)
Nishi-Yes. (Paraphrase-It he G-String fits, wear it.)
Tempest Rose-“G-strings suck.” (Paraphrase-No.) Eloise agrees.
Winterbayne-“not my thing really” (Paraphrase-Only when I’m in the mood on days not including the letter a.)
qwietpleez-“eww-gross” (Paraphrase-gag me with a spoon)
Luccia Gray-“No.” (Paraphrase-Yon silken garment meanders into places one not soon should allow.)
hubilicious-“No” (Paraphrase-I don’t like sea life.)
ifollowislands-“Hate them, too!” (Paraphrase-Ain’t no show going on round here.)
Serins-“um no” (Paraphrase-Wants to see Ronovan in g-string undies.)
FlorenceT-“only if necessary” (Paraphrase-I think MY VPL is sexy.)
Is drawing with a pencil around your eyes fun?
Mara Eastern-Loves it. (Paraphrase-I’m an artist, what can I say?)
eclecticalli-“. . . I have trouble tracing when all odds are in my favor . . . ” (Paraphrase-I hated art class.)
Nishi-Oooo, fun day time. (Paraphrase-I’ve been drawing with my 2 year old daughter way too much.)
Tempest Rose-“Makeup sucks.” (Paraphrase-You want a right around your eye? Come here and I’ll give you one that you don’t have to draw on.”) Eloise agrees.
Winterbayne-“not squeamish about my eyes” (Paraphrase- It’s expensive and I ain’t buyin’ it when the guy doesn’t even bother to trim his nose hairs.)
qwietpleez-“Perhaps at Halloween.” (Paraphrase-I go on one date per year because makeup is expensive.)
Luccia Gray-“Yes.” (Paraphrase-I don’t need it but I like to make the men drop to their knees when I walk by and not just stand in awe.)
hubilicious-“I don’t do that.” (Paraphrase-I failed coloring in Kindergarten and never looked back.)
ifollowislands-“I used to apply eye liner . . .” (Paraphrase-I’m too pretty to have a need for it now.)
FlorenceT-“. . . it’s a health hazard.” (Paraphrase-I have moments where I want to stab things with pencils and the family avoids me when I work or put on makeup.)
Result: Yes, by a narrow margin.
Do you like the feminine product commercials?
PennyLaneThoughts-“No” (Paraphrase-Get a clue.)
eclecticalli-“I find them amusing.” (Paraphrase-I have more in life to worry about than a commercial.)
Nishi-No (Paraphrase-Let’s switch places and you try it, bub.)
Tempest Rose-“suck” (Paraphrase-Have you seen a theme yet, Ron?) Eloise agrees and in an accent.
Winterbayne-“cheesy” (Paraphrase-Dorks make commercials.)
qwietpleez-“So silly they are.” (Paraphrase-Leia sends C3PO out to buy them.)
Luccia Gray-“No.” (Paraphrase-Man asks things of stupidity.)
hubilicious-“Nope.” (Paraprhase-Are you serious?)
ifollowislands-“like a nappy in your panty” (Paraphrase-Where a diaper dude and see what you think?)
Serins-“here they are done very tactfully” (Paraphrase-American ad people are dorks.)
FlorenceT-“NO” (Paraphrase-Ron, you are a dork for asking.)
Result: No. Or in the word of Tempest “Suck”.
Do you like products that change colors and the like just to attract your dollars?
PennyLaneThoughts-“Not since I was about 12” (Paraphrase-Ron, your questions are weak.)
eclecticalli-“have you seen the Ellen commentary” (Paraphrase-I got what Ron was asking about. The whole changing to attract Gender dollars.)
Tempest Rose-“Sucks” (Paraphrase-I like mine black.) Eloise agrees.
Winterbayne-“I do color code.” (Paraphrase-Ron, ask a better question.)
qwietpleez-“I’m fairly easy to please” (Paraphrase-Black is basic.)
Luccia Gray-“helps some people” (Paraphrase-I’m good at walking the line and seeing both sides of the possibilities.)
hubilicious-“I like pens that write.” (Paraphrase-I can’t make up my mind.)
ifollowislands-“”I don’t care” (Paraphrase-I lose pens.)
FlorenceT-“No.” (Paraphrase-Advertising people are dorks.)
Result: Indifferent But you know what Tempest thinks.
If a man has a nose hair waving at you on a date, do you still kiss him?
PennyLaneThoughts-” . . .guy was . . . hot, I’d kiss him . . .” (Paraphrase-I would close my eyes and think of Hugh Jackman.)
eclecticalli-“. . . not be a deal breaker . . .” but “. . . if . . . ” (Paraphrase-Dates bore me and I don’t even notice he has hair.)
Nishi-“. . . maybe not . ” (Paraphrase-Why are you asking?)
Tempest Rose-“. . . is natural.” (Paraphrase-It doesn’t suck.) Eloise says the guy should worship her enough to be more presentable.
Winterbayne-” . . .good personality . . . I wouldn’t have noticed . . .” (Paraphrase-The guy bored me out of me gourd.)
qwietpleez-” . . . if the tables were turned.” (Paraphrase-Pull the sucker out.)
Luccia Gray-“Yes.” (Paraphrase-“Dost thou fail to notice my wavering, my love?” “Not until you pointed it out my dearest dolt.”)
hubilicious-” . . . go with Tempest . . .” (Paraphrase-Blood shed is eminent.)
ifollowislands-“. . . too gross.” (Paraphrase-Dude, take care of it or I no shave nothing no more.)
Serins-“There are worse things.” (Paraphrase-At least he doesn’t have bats in the cave about to fly on your face.)
FlorenceT-“eeewww” (Paraphrase-eeewww (notice the balanced use of e’s and w’s))
Result: This hair is split.
If a blind date goes badly do you hate the friend that set you up?
PennyLaneThoughts-“never been on one . . .” (Paraphrase-You’re out of luck, Ron.)
eclecticalli-“Unless the guy is a real jerk wad . . .” (Paraphrase-If he’s at least hot, she’s off the hook.)
Tempest Rose-“Forgive but . . .” (Paraphrase-Make their lives suck.)
Winterbayne-“Refuse to speak . . .” (Paraphrase-Save on cellphone bill. No unlimited texting and only 600 monthly minutes with no roll over.)
qwietpleez-“would never happen” (Paraphrase-I rock!)
Luccia Gray-“. . . never blame anyone . . .” (Paraphrase-Revenge comes to those who have long sense forgotten.)
hubilicious-“I think not.” (Paraphrase-He hurts me then he is toast.)
ifollowislands-“. . . friend was laughing afterwards.” (Paraphrase-Immature friend be gone with you!)
Serins-“. . . I don’t go for such a thing.” (Paraphrase-Were is the chocolate?)
FlorenceT-“no hard feeling BUT . . .” (Paraphrase-Lucy you got some splanin’ to do.)
Result: No
Would you date a friend?
PennyLaneThoughts-“NONONO” (Paraphrase-I like my TV better.)
eclecticalli-Yes (Paraphrase-What? Doesn’t everyone do it?)
LisaListed-“. . . if he ever made an effin move.” (Paraphrase-Dude, whatcha waitin’ for?)
Tempest Rose-“I’ve dated almost all of my friends.” (Paraphrase-New people suck.)
Winterbayne-Yes (Paraphrase-Move on.)
qwietpleez-“. . . I married him.” (I come from a small community.)
Luccia Gray-“No” (Paraphrase-My wish is for a dish of uncommon rarity to mine eyes.)
hubilicious-“. . . why not?!” (Paraphrase-Game on like a like a . . . something rhyming with on.)
ifollowislands-“. . . what can you lose?” (Paraphrase-Can’t deny that feeling so high.)
Serins-“. . . yes . . . no . . . ” (Paraphrase-Huh?)
FlorenceT-“Yes” (Paraphrase-Ron, are you trying to ask me something?)
Result: Yes
Do you feel discriminated against in grocery stores with the shelves so high?
PennyLaneThoughts-“No” (Paraphrase-Desperate for questions?)
Mara Eastern-No (Paraphrse-I see tall people.)
eclecticalli-No. (Paraphrase-I have style I have grace Rita Hayward gave good . . . what was the question.? Vogue Vogue Vogue.)
Tempest Rose-oooo (Paraphrase-Ron, feels discriminated for the low shelves because he’s tall and has osteoarthritis and herniated discs throughout his spine.)
Winterbayne-“Hadn’t thought about it.” (Paraphrase-Thanks Ron for making me notice!)
qwietpleez-“Nah” (Paraphrase-I say that but I shouldn’t h ave to ask help for nothing.)
Luccia Gray-“Never” (Paraphrase-I do not dwell on matters not of utmost import.)
hubilicious-“Should I?” (Paraphrase-Any other questions, Ron.)
Serins-Marketing (Paraphrase-I think I will over think this to the guy that was in marketing.)
FlorenceT-“Yes” (Paraphrase-Tall people are evil.)
Result: No
What is the biggest turnoff in a relationship to you?
PennyLaneThoughts-“I think my biggest thing is dishonesty.” (Paraphrase-Turned off by most men.)
eclecticalli-“Dishonesty. Meanness. Lack of respect.” (Paraphrase-Turned off by most men.)
Tempest Rose-“. . . everything.” (Paraphrase-Men suck.)
Winterbayne-“Arrogance & overcompensation in an attempt to impress me.” (Paraphrase-Turned off by most men.)
qwietpleez-“When people try to control their partner OR are entirely too dependent on them.” (Paraphrase-Turned off by most men.)
Luccia Gray-“Rude, unclean, or drunk men . . .” (Paraphrase-Your gender is deplorable.)
hubilicious-“Dishonesty” (Paraphrase-Turned off by most men.)
ifollowislands-“A football fanatic.” (Paraphrase-Turned off by most men.)
Serins-“I don’t know” (Paraphrase-Men are cool.)
FlorenceT-“Narcissistic and/or crass men” (Paraphrase-I’ll answer with as many things as I like.)
Result: Looks like Dishonesty
Well there you have it. We have some answers. Don’t be surprised if there is a follow up to this about what I think about the answers and results.
Much Respect
Ronovan
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