It’s after midnight
Santa’s done been and gone
His reindeer were a bit messy
They took liberties on the lawn
I guess that’s okay
As long as I get something nice
I wonder if I’ll get
The complete series of Miami Vice
I’ve eaten enough dressing
I’ve had a lot of the oink
Too bad this year
I didn’t get a Christmas . . .
Anyway, I should be asleep
But that doesn’t seem to be the case
I keep considering taking a peek at the tree
But there is not even a nightlight in this place
What do I really want for Christmas
Well let me count them one by one
I would like to have a literary agent
Who makes deals like they’re holding a gun
Give me a one of a kind thought
To write a best selling book
One with a lot of action
And a lot of steam for the leads as they cook
Find me the right publisher
Who thinks I am the best
Takes me under their wing
And ignores all the rest
Then give me a life long talent
To write book after book a hit
So whenever I need to express myself
All I need is a laptop and a place to sit
Give me a muse to inspire me
Make her something to behold
Give her all my dreams fulfilled
Even the ones I’ve never told
Now I best get to sleep
I hear an odd thumping
It’s either Santa back for another pass
Or there is someone upstairs um bumping
Around
Ronovan
PS: There’s not really any good oink around here anyway. Just saying.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, RONOVAN to you and yours!
And to all of your loyal followers!
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Happy Christmas Ron! ❤ X
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Merry Christmas Ronovan, and thank you for all the support you have given me and my blog since we first met up on here. I really do appreciate all the time and hard work you have given me.
Have a wonderful Christmas.🎅
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An author’s poetical Christmas Wish List 😀
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Merry Christmas!
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OMG… that was hysterical. 😀
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Hope all your dreams come true. Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas 🙂
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Have a very merry Christmas. 😀
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Merry Christmas Ronovan! Lovely poem, very tongue-in-cheek tinged with the sadness of reality. You really have a way with words that you can bring so many emotions into a single piece and make it still so suitable.
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Um bumping… LOL! Happy Christmas, Ronovan!
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