PANTS!
by: Ronovan
Have you ever been at work and something happens to your pants? Perhaps the zipper breaks, a butt
on pops off. You can handle that somewhat, maybe. But then there is that moment when you hear it and you feel that sudden relaxing of the sides of the pants. The blow out has happened! The south forty has divided! Seaming disaster has occurred!
Yes, I think there should be pants vending machines in every work place. I’ve actually kept a small sewing kit in my brief case back in the day and had to sit in a restroom stall and sew on buttons, sew together fly flaps and yes, stitch together the back forty because it should have been a 44 instead.
But for me and all of us, just a simple no wrinkle pair of emergency pants would do for a day. And that is my vending machine wish for today’s The Daily Post Postaday.
Much Respect
Ronovan “Back 46” Writes (Okay I lost weight so I’m smaller.)
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I like the idea of Emergency Pants vending machine. Brilliant! 😉
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This reminded me of the day I spilt my trousers right down the seam at the back whilst I was getting out of a car I had parked in the works garage. One of the ladies I worked with, offered to put safety pins in where they had split. The image was quite humorous to anybody walking past the office window at the time. However, those pins were so uncomfortable to sit on, that my boss had to send me home in the end, to change my trousers. Had the idea of your vending machine been available at the time, Ronovan, no trip home would have been necessary, nor indeed would the offer of fixing the tear from my female co-worker.
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🙂 Some people for the prompt suggest wild and crazy ideas, but in truth, this one makes sense. Some say just go to a store and buy a pair. But if you could do that you would just go home and get another pair. Now if you see clothing vending machines begin to pop up let me know. 🙂 I may have a case.
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[…] of them or even those posted daily through websites. I seriously wrote an article about a need for Pants Vending Machines from a prompt. I never would have come up with it if there hadn’t decided to […]
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