Eharmony

Things in My Inbox

by: Ronovan

I DON’T need Viagra! Men, and women too, how many of you have the Viagra emails pop up in the old inbox almost daily?

Not many things really annoy me but I have to say those spam junk mail emails are thorns in my thighs.

And it’s not JUST the Viagra emails. I do kind of wonder if my doctor has been sharing information though.

I have no idea who Adrianne or whatever the name is from facebook that misses me and wants to share a picture but sorry, I’m not going there.

Fake Rolex? I don’t have the time for it.

Eharmony? Say what? You’re singing the wrong tune.

No, I don’t need Ink Cartridges. You send me an email about ink cartridges? Send me a letter showing me why I need ink. Really, marketing much?

And no, I don’t need to view profiles of singles in my area. I know who they are and I know why they are single. It’s not that big of an areas!

What do I want?

How about helpful writing tips from those things I signed up for that only send me things to buy?

How about a Happy Birthday message from a friend rather than your insurance agent?

How about inspiring daily scriptures I signed up for instead of the buy these DVDs?

How about a free milkshake at Arby’s without having to buy a meal?

How about . . . just a kind word?

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