Things in My Inbox
by: Ronovan
I DON’T need Viagra! Men, and women too, how many of you have the Viagra emails pop up in the old inbox almost daily?
Not many things really annoy me but I have to say those spam junk mail emails are thorns in my thighs.
And it’s not JUST the Viagra emails. I do kind of wonder if my doctor has been sharing information though.
#1
I have no idea who Adrianne or whatever the name is from facebook that misses me and wants to share a picture but sorry, I’m not going there.
#2
Fake Rolex? I don’t have the time for it.
#3
Eharmony? Say what? You’re singing the wrong tune.
#4
No, I don’t need Ink Cartridges. You send me an email about ink cartridges? Send me a letter showing me why I need ink. Really, marketing much?
#5
And no, I don’t need to view profiles of singles in my area. I know who they are and I know why they are single. It’s not that big of an areas!
What do I want?
#5
How about helpful writing tips from those things I signed up for that only send me things to buy?
#4
How about a Happy Birthday message from a friend rather than your insurance agent?
#3
How about inspiring daily scriptures I signed up for instead of the buy these DVDs?
#2
How about a free milkshake at Arby’s without having to buy a meal?
#1
How about . . . just a kind word?
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My spam folder is full of emails from girls promising no strings attached encounters! scary..
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Almost on a daily basis. Luckily my ‘junk’ filter do its job well enough to automatically packed them into junk folder. 🙂
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It’s not your doctor believe me. They send me Viagra emails too and I’m only twenty. Also they send me emails to increase the size of an organ I don’t have 😛
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I totally forgot that one! Hmm . . . perhaps they are saying something about your future husband? I don’t know. 🙂
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Lol I hope he doesn’t need to INCREASE the size lol
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🙂 And I can’t believe I said that. (hangs head in shame)
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And I am waiting for a new article form you!!!!!!!!
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I have one. It’s about bullying. Not so sure if I want to post.
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POST IT!!!!! I already have your page up from earlier when I was looking.
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Hmmm okay gimme a while. Today, definitely! 🙂
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🙂
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Yay yay yay someone who writes about bullying! 🙂 I can’t wait to read it.
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It took me so long because I have only just experienced it. A different kind of bullying!
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I loved it, though. Well done 😀 bullying is sadly everywhere and in every form…
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Oh thank you! Glad you liked it!
Just saw your page. I love the pink tree. Is it called cherry blossom or something like that? I have one similar looking as my wallpaper 🙂
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I’m not sure what it’s called but it might be cherry blossom 🙂 I just thought it was really pretty and matched my blog’s name, hehe 😀
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It is pretty!
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I can’t stand the junk mail either. What especially gets me angry is those silly mails you get telling you that if you don’t forward to X amount of people all Hell is going to rain on you!
I can send you some of the inspirational stuff I get every fort night??
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How did you get into my inbox? 🙂 So true.. I am enjoying your blog.
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I hear you! I was told I was well endowed the other day! 🙂
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